The gods too are fond of a joke. ~ Aristotle
A 72 year old guy was fishing, something he loves to do, when suddenly he hears a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around and can’t see anyone. Thinking he was dreaming, he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.” He looked in the water and there, floating next to his boat, was a frog.
The old geezer said, “Are you talking to me?” The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me. I’ll then turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!”
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said, Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
Picture from Flickr.com by Dezz.