“When you break up with us, that means it’s over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times.” ~ Jane Krakowski
The men’s magazine Esquire provides us with relationship and dating advice. In their words, “It’s advice you can use from 35 otherwise distracting actresses. And a couple of anchorwomen. And a model. And a Carmen Electra. Now stop staring and go be a better man.”
A nice diversion, I enjoy both the eye candy and the attempts to be unexpected and shocking like Jane’s quote above. Now, as most of you know, I don’t date anyone except my wife Suzy, who after 35 years is still my soul mate. Sometimes a fellow gets lucky. But I can still appreciate the horror, excitement, with crushing defeat and debilitating highs of relationship building, the early years.
There are actually volumes of things I don’t understand about women. And mostly it’s because I don’t actually try to hard to figure them out. I think I have Suzy sussed out. But I would never be as bold as to tell her that. <smile>