Halloween ~ Sex Sells in 2010

Last weekend I, my granddaughter, Suzy, and friends were shopping at the PartyTime store and looking at the costumes for this year. I was amazed at the number, maybe a hundred, very-short dressed adult women costumes.

I guess I shouldn’t have been, but there you are, and there we were looking at some very skimpy and sexy holiday costumes. I guess most people are okay with it. I’m okay with it as long as my six-year old granddaughter doesn’t decide she wants to wear the sexy witch outfit. Now if I could get Suzy to wear it, in the confines our our house, well that’s another topic all together.

sexyWitch      leeloo_5th_element_costume_0     palinwave

The LeeLo costume was nice for an adult party, although getting there could be a bit chilly. I really like the movie the 5th Element with Bruce Willis. I’d give the science fiction movie a B rating. I would imagine however there might be some embarrassing conversations at a party were this was worn.

— I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
— Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
— She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
— If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
— Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

So what are the new costumes for this year? Last year brought us Obama, Harry Potter, and Michael Jackson by the boatloads. I read somewhere there is a BP Spill Costume this year. Ewww… I’m guess there will be plenty of Sarah Palin wannabes again this year. Make sure you get the wave right.  ;O)

ScarletWitch       sexy      Leopard

Here’s hoping you have a great Halloween with some fun people. I’ll close this post with one of my favorite Halloween jokes. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have two beers… and a mop.” Okay, for those of you groaning out there, come up with some better ones… or not. Trick or treat.


About Gandalfe

Just an itinerant saxophonist trying to find life between the changes. I have retired from the Corps of Engineers and Microsoft. I am an admin on the Woodwind Forum, run the Microsoft Jumpin' Jive Orchestra, and enjoy time with family and friends.
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