Joke du Jour: Classifieds

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These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper – a smile for your day…

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd…
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward.

NORDIC TRACK:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE :
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed,Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

A tip of the hat to sister Deb for the email.

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About Gandalfe

Just an itinerant saxophonist trying to find life between the changes. I have retired from the Corps of Engineers and Microsoft. I am an admin on the Woodwind Forum, run the Microsoft Jumpin' Jive Orchestra, and enjoy time with family and friends.
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3 Responses to Joke du Jour: Classifieds

  1. Graham says:

    Ho ho, a smile indeed. Thank Debbie from over here, won’t you?

  2. Maria says:

    LOL..I wish our classifieds were as interesting :) xx

  3. Deb says:

    My favorite is Super Dog, able to leap tall fences……

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